Current Beauty and Hair Favorites

Beauty, Joys of Josie

Don’t know bout you but wintertime is kind of the pits for hair/skin/nails. All those things (pretty nails, healthy glowing skin and cute hair) are the things that make me feel human and girly and yeah… like myself. I even got a spray tan last week just to take the edge off that corpse-like pale […]

January 19, 2018

New Hair Products For the Sexy and Undone Look


When you’ve got pretty thin hair, that whole sexy and undone hair thing isn’t exactly an option. I’ve got about ten strands of hair on my head and maybe two of them will agree to be sexy. Then there’sĀ about three that have joined together for the stick-straight club and there are always a few that […]

November 17, 2017

Budget Fall Lipsticks

Beauty, Style

Fall/Winter 2017 is Josie Short’s season. I can bloody feel it. We haven’t quite dipped into the sweater and boot dream-worthy weather that basic bitch wet dreams are made of… at least not in Indiana, but it’s coming, I can feel it. Just you wait… I’ve never been a person who has worn color on […]

October 11, 2017

Four Current Beauty Favorites

Beauty, Style, Uncategorized

Hola, amigos! Hopefully, you are all having yourselves a fabulous Wednesday! I wanted to write this post becauseĀ a) I have recently noticed a clear trend in the makeup that I’ve been using lately and b) well, why the fuck not? Plus I was trying to take a nap when but the local high school marching […]

August 30, 2017

Holy Grail Hair Products

Beauty, Style, Uncategorized

So, I’m sitting here, in a doctor’s examination room, waiting waiting waiting for the doc to come in and do that fabulous duckbill and swab thingy. Too much info? Sorry. And all I can think about is how much precious time I am wasting… but I’ll let it slide. My doc is a gynecological dream […]

August 18, 2017

DIY: The Easiest Sugar Scrub

Beauty, Uncategorized

I started making my own sugar scrub a couple of years ago at work when I had a pedicure scheduled but had completely run out of scrub. Let’s be honest… I’m sure I procrastinated buying more until I was like oh shit… me needs scrub now, panic mode activating… 3, 2, 1, go. Then I […]

August 11, 2017